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The name's Amanda. Yes, yes, you can say that I'm "a MAN... DUH." I realize that while that joke is, like, a bajillion years old, it's still highly amusing to many people. I'm Chinese, not really fobby, but not quite whitewashed. I love Oriental things, and I love being Asian. I'm racist as the day is long--racist jokes are probably my forté--but not in the way most people see it. I see humanity as it is: diverse and beautiful for it. So, don't try to push everyone into one box and label it "people," because we're definitely different from one another, and that's something we're supposed to embrace.

I've never been kissed, and I wouldn't know how to answer should anyone ever ask if I've ever really been in love. I don't know if I'll ever get married; I've got the quite nasty habit of getting tired of people really easily. A few people have made it past that barrier, though, so it's not an impossible task--it's just something that'll take years and years and a lot of patience, on your part as well as mine.

I'm pretty busy, and therefore habitually stress out, even if it's my fault that I procrastinate. I whine a lot, whether it's about how much my life sucks, or how much I hate someone or something. That's why I have this journal. =)

I like movies and music, and find it pointless when people point out my crappy taste, cuz I'll like what I like no matter what you say.

Horrendously open-minded as I am, I really don't care if you're gay, straight, bi, or unsure of where you are in life, as long as you're okay with what you are.

I love nerds. I love math. Derivatives are sexy and I'd totally love to have yours lie tangent to my curves.

I love chocolate.

I love Spanish. Do you speak Mexican?

Emiliza's an idiot. She doesn't wet her pants, though.

Inside jokes make the world go 'round, and 46 is the answer to life. Always remember: the motherland is within.

I love Elijah Wood. A lot. I think it'd be nice to meet him in person. If you could help me with that, that'd be great. Side note: If you're going to insult him, don't pick on his eyes or his height, as they are what I find to be his defining features. Yes, I would call myself obsessed; no, I don't stalk him.


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Yep, I definitely love him. =D

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wushu is love

chocolate is love

lord of the rings is love

orlando bloom is love

and, of course...

elijah wood is love
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